Meet our SF Bay Timeless staff
Veteran news anchor DOC PINGREE puzzles how the once promising arc of his broadcast radio, television, and Fortune 500 public relations careers landed him an equity gig running the SF Bay Timeless news department. We wish we knew.
MIKKI BINGO owns and operates Bay Time Detective Agency. She’s also a certified clinical sexologist, a unionized stripper and a volunteer cook at Glide Memorial’s free meals program in San Francisco’s Tenderloin. Mikki’s our resident sex columnist.
PETE BINGO bills himself as both the “brewery-tongued voice of the vast right wing conspiracy” and “the world’s greatest salesman.” He’s a vociferous SF tour guide, an irregular opinionator, voice of the serial novel Bay Time Detective — and his granddaughter Mikki’s sidekick, to boot.
IDA BRAENE, Ph.D, M.D., J.D. D.T. & E.T., is a three time Nobel, two time MacArthur Fellowship and one time Pulitzer, Polk and Country Music Legends awards winner. She and her menagerie live in the Berkeley hills.
Famed journalist, fabulist, satirist and misanthrope, AMBROSE BIERCE, is thought to have died in 1914. However, Bay Time Detectives and SF Bay Timeless columnists Mikki and Pete Bingo discovered Bierce still sarcastically living in the not-so distant future. Bierce has condescended to contribute to these pages when it damn well pleases him.
SF Bay Timeless staff writer DICK BINGO’s earlier life has been the subject of two novels — Ark of Oz, and, Pete and Dick Go Off. He’s our Food & Corporate Crime Critic and Mikki Bingo’s proud father. He’s reluctant, however, to admit shared genetics with his father, Pete.
QUEENIE CUMMINS is an internationally acclaimed majorette, researcher and motivational consultant. She heads SF Bay Timeless’ crack investigative team of former spooks, occult historians, ephemera hounds and curiosity seekers. Together, they chase each and every conspiracy rainbow down to its ultimate source.
WILL NEVRLUZ is a corporate journalist and a media consultant for more than three dozen Fortune 500 companies, including MMMung Inc. — “MMMung stands for the free market freedom to own it all.” While he’s equal parts slavering sycophant and a shameless toadie, Mr. Nevrluz fully expects to join the ranks of wealth and privilege in the not-so-distant future. Nevrluz swears he will do whatever it takes to get there.
Master of occupation diversification (meaning he can’t hold a job), p. joseph potocki, edits this mess. Raised in a legendary salt mine outside Krakow, he’s the eldest surviving son of an ancient family of saline-loving dwarves. Potocki’s best known for going broke and cataloging 16mm “grinders.”
Speckled sanddab, SHARKY BATE (aka Emperor Lucius Damen Derin David Baden Tyrell Buster Shaman), promises to contribute to these pages whenever he has a short reprise from the ancient codfish-curse which generally leaves him petrified.



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