Comments on: Hot Rod Lover http://blog.baytimedetective.com/?p=8917 San Francisco Bay Area's eternal source for news, clues, and what to do's — 700 days a year! Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:02:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Tom http://blog.baytimedetective.com/?p=8917&cpage=1#comment-1655 Tom Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:39:46 +0000 http://blog.baytimedetective.com/?p=8917#comment-1655 Dear Mikki, Please forward this note to the Mega-Reverend. Dear Reverend Red, I would like to arrange a meeting between an attention-starved 1991 Toyota Tercel and yourself. I feel ashamed to admit to you that I have not doted upon this little beauty like I should. She has let me know, via her suggestive little growls, that she desperately needs a loving touch. I believe you could provide that. I feel awful. I rarely lube her. I never bathe her. I leave her ungaraged and at the mercy of the elements. Believe me, I have no voyeruistic interests in any activities the two of you may engage in. As far as I'm concerned you're both grownups and should be free to pursue your own desires -- as long as they are mutually beneficial. As I said, she's been ignored for a very long time so she's quite likely to respond very affectionately to your attentions, if you know what I mean. Tomorrow morning I'll leave the keys under the floor mat. Take her -- with my blessings. Oh, just a couple more things -- she absolutely adores 30/10 motor oil, and she's wild about those frilly little air filters... and though a waxing sends her into states of sensual ecstasy, please try not to get any wax on her windshield, I think it stings her. And please get her back home by 5:00 in the afternoon. And Mega-Reverend? Be proud of what you are. You're perfect just as you are -- just as God made you. Dear Mikki,

Please forward this note to the Mega-Reverend.

Dear Reverend Red,

I would like to arrange a meeting between an attention-starved 1991 Toyota Tercel and yourself. I feel ashamed to admit to you that I have not doted upon this little beauty like I should. She has let me know, via her suggestive little growls, that she desperately needs a loving touch. I believe you could provide that.

I feel awful. I rarely lube her. I never bathe her. I leave her ungaraged and at the mercy of the elements.

Believe me, I have no voyeruistic interests in any activities the two of you may engage in. As far as I’m concerned you’re both grownups and should be free to pursue your own desires — as long as they are mutually beneficial.

As I said, she’s been ignored for a very long time so she’s quite likely to respond very affectionately to your attentions, if you know what I mean.

Tomorrow morning I’ll leave the keys under the floor mat. Take her — with my blessings.

Oh, just a couple more things — she absolutely adores 30/10 motor oil, and she’s wild about those frilly little air filters… and though a waxing sends her into states of sensual ecstasy, please try not to get any wax on her windshield, I think it stings her. And please get her back home by 5:00 in the afternoon.

And Mega-Reverend? Be proud of what you are. You’re perfect just as you are — just as God made you.

]]> By: diaperDave http://blog.baytimedetective.com/?p=8917&cpage=1#comment-1633 diaperDave Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:09:59 +0000 http://blog.baytimedetective.com/?p=8917#comment-1633 "Do the names Craig, Swaggart, Haggard, Hargis, Baker, Allen, Murphy, Vitter, Sanford and Foley ring any bells?" They all knew DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey? http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2008/050308_overwhelming_evidence.htm “Do the names Craig, Swaggart, Haggard, Hargis, Baker, Allen, Murphy, Vitter, Sanford and Foley ring any bells?”
They all knew DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2008/050308_overwhelming_evidence.htm

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